Sunday, March 22, 2009

Opium of the People

It seems that everywhere you go you hear people complaining about the new facebook layout. It just got me thinking. How many of us are on that "social networking site"? 175 million it turns out. that's a hell of a lot of people banding together to "socialize". And what do the majority of these people do? 
Honestly, by the looks of it all people do is take stupid quiz after another, Tag pictures of cartoon thingies as people, tag people to do things like list silly facts or their itunes playlist, play with applications like that damn zombie thing, and add friends. Apparently this is what socializing is today. 
Gone are the days where one would call or even text for someones birthday. Actually forget that, now one doesn't need to remember someones birthday. Facebook is kind enough to tell us that a birthday is approaching (Would you like to send them a free gift?).
True its a great leap forward towards making the world a smaller place and all that jazz but in making the world a smaller place we have subconsciously, it seems, made our circles of true friends even smaller. 
I say true friends because unlike in the Internet world where you can have a gajabillion friends on friendster, facebook, myspace. In the real world, the one that many actually see less of, theres a very fine but distinct line separating ones friends from acquaintances. Sure you have 800 facebook friends but a click on your part and one on his/her part isn't really all that hard. I mean seriously. Think. Of all those in your friend list, how many have you socialised with in the past month?
True I'm a member of facebook. I too am part of this social phenomenon. But lets face it, in today's day and age the question "Whats your email address?" or "Whats your number?" is oft replaced with a simple "Your on facebook yea? Ahh ok, ill find you then" and if you say "No I'm not on facebook" the questioners face will, without fail, distort itself beyond recognition leaving you looking at that hideous mass of mush while waiting for the inevitable

"What?!...but...er..why?"

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Forget to Remember

Whoo boy....Sitting in front of this laptop for the sole purpose of blogging sure is a daunting task. I mean its not like i can just type any damn thing and expect it to fly well.. but i shall.
couple of things going through my mind:

The war in sri lanka. Its been going on since 1983. i think both sides need to take a seat at their local starbucks and sort things out.

Sandstorm in Saudi and Kuwait. Darude popped into my head.

I hate malaysian papers. The extent of their international news is that paris hiltons dog farted or summat.

We dont need more four door cars. Porsche, Lamborghini and Aston. Butt out.

The X6 DOES look like a damn Ssang Yong Actyon. Dont you Deny it.

A certain someone needs to visit Sunway more often.

"Military intelligence, two words combined that can't make sense" - Megadeth: Hangar 18

Cucumbers serve no purpose in most meals other than to sit there and act like theyre decorative.

I hate punctuation.

Shotguns are fun.

Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky